Thursday, July 3, 2008

Zorro from Zero

The czar of Zorro zoomed into Zee tv eating a pizza from Pizza Hut. He then went to a zoo in Zimbabwe where he saw lots of zebras and watched 2 movies 'Zakham Bhari Zindagi' and 'Jhoom Barabar Jhoom'. He got tired and started behaving like a zombie roaming in the streets of Zulfikar Zahir street singing 'Akeli na Bazaar jaya karo, nazar lag jayegi'. People took pity on him and told themselves, 'kya zaalim zindagi hai'. Zorro had only 2 words for them, 'Zindagi Zindabaad!'.

Apologies for the above piece of absolute crap but then the work has been a very special one and took days to complete. Dedicated to one of the most rowdy looking guys on the planet, who has time and again proved to me that looks can be deceptive. One of the Benchers!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

IMT: The Calling

The moment had finally arrived. As soon as I stepped inside the campus, I was like..wow..it was all clean and green and maintained in the best possible way.


The academic block, the library, the famous 'amphi', hostels, grounds, everything was so beautiful. Each of the buildings seemed to have a history attached to itself. Well I got classes in a short while from now so I will keep it short.

This is my 7th day in college. So a full week has passed and the week gone was unlike any other week I have ever experienced in my lifetime. Full 7 days and the first thing which comes to my mind is the number of hours I slept during the week. Was it 30 25 20 or something. NO. Allow me a deviation of a few minutes and I must hv slept just 6-7 hrs in 7 days. Oohh!! That was killing.

Daily routine. 5 AM: Yoga. Yes Yoga. To keep us energized all through the day and of course all night. All types of aasanas and wat not. Went on for 2 hrs till around 7.
Next reporting at 8 30 AM. So we have ample time to freshen up, Shit, bath and breakfast. And then run because if u reach at 8 31 the seniors would not allow you inside. And then the orientation begins. It is a mix of discussions and speeches and addresses. Introduction to various streams and faculty members, clubs and committees, presentations by seniors on different business sectors, address by eminent personalities from the industry and of course some of the most successful alumni of IMT had dropped in to share their views and all in all, it was amazing to just listen to them. All self made men who have been there and done that.

This went on for the full day till around midnight. Of course we had short breaks for lunch and dinner. Apart from that it was a 5 AM to 12 midnight thing. Hey but it doesn't end here. It actually starts here. Now is the time when the seniors take over unofficially. No formalities no inhibitions no rules no excuses. Now is 'PDP' time. Now I would not like to write anything more on PDP since it is very inclusive to IMT and this is something which has inadvertently become a part of the curriculum. Its 4-5 hours of senior-junior interaction. Now u know what I mean! And it only ends early morning. If the seniors are a little liberal, u might be off to bed at 4. So u get 1 hr of sleep before another day starts with yoga at 5 AM. Else its a full circle. U reach ur room at 4 45 and change and then report to yoga. And another full day of all the activities and it sure felt like a zombie. And this routine went for 1 full week. 7 days it was altogether a different state of mind.

Just wanted to write the stuff we went through during the 1st week. Subsequent experiences will follow. Was kind of a F1 start to the b-school. The seniors are awesome and the campus is phenomenal. Will hv to fight it out for the grades. And about our batch profile, almost 90% of the people have work ex. And most of them in the range of 1-2 years. There are people with 3+ and 4+ too.


Time to sign off. More to follow later.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Off to the Mountains - Part II

And off we begin the second part of our trip.



We woke up early morning and the weather was absolutely fantastic. It wasn't much cold but it seemed like the perfect temperature with the right dose of breeze. We quickly made it to the bus stand and there he was, our driver who would be our messiah throughout the trip. "Jums", he said his name was, and the same was beautifully vinyled in the windshield of his jeep. It was going to be a long and exciting road trip. Not much to write about it but one thing worth mention were the Tibetan folk songs which Jums played in his jeep stereo, the tune of which is still playing in my mind. I tried searching a lot in Ares and Limewire but did not get any of them. They were some of the most beautiful tunes I have ever heard.

Our next stop was at Lachung. Its almost 150 km from Gangtok. As per our plans, we would take a small break after reaching Lachung and then head forward to Yumthang so that it would not be too late by the time we are back in Lachung. As usual the trip to Lachung and then on to Yumthang meant a very long drive over more treacherous roads. We did have a jeep though and ofcourse Jums - since the roads in this area are prone to rock slides and wash outs. We encountered our first "rock slide zone" about a half hour out of Gangtok and as our jeep slowly rumbled over fallen rock and washed out roads I wondered how many more we were going to have to cross. All the driving up and down did wreak a bit of havoc on our bodies. We kept exchanging places and there would be fights normally for the front seat next to the driver. Everybody wants the view up front.We had plenty of eateries with us. 3-4 large packs of Lays' Chips and a few strips of chewing gum and lots of liquids - Water, Appy Fizz, Frooti etc. And Mayur's digicam was kept busy all along the way.

The drive was just spectacular. Sometimes you look over the valley at the last hill you have driven down from and simply wonder if that road really exists. Sometimes it would be going steep uphills and then the next hour we would be on our way down. Jums had been the ideal guide, describing us in detail all the places with their histories and humming the Tibetan songs. The weather was fantastic and the scenery was refreshing. We could see the ice-capped mountain peaks inviting us. Houses cling precariously to the hillside, cows and goats scramble upright to reach grass and greenery hanging from the cliffs, while crops are grown on terraced pieces of land that hang straight off the mountain. There are plenty of metal and concrete bridges, like the one in the pic above, which joins 2 mountains or valleys.

The road to Lachung is maintained by BRO (Border Road Organization). They have done good work there but because of bad terrain, road conditions at few places is extremely bad. Jums was driving exceptionally well, and I am sure not even the best of the drivers from a city would dare to drive through the treacherous valley roads, which are so narrow that they do not seem to have the space for overtaking at all. Jums may had been a fan of Schumacher though, he was driving quick, and at a few sharp turns all of us had our hearts in our mouth.


The long drive was broken up by plenty of stops - lunch break at a small roadside hotel (one of the few bad experiences of the trip), where the food was so bad that we left more than half the food in our plates. We had numerous 'loo' breaks, and Jums utilized that time to pour in water in the engine radiator, and finally we decided to head straight to Lachung as it was already getting late. It takes a good 6-7 hours to Lachung, and when we were about an hour away, we started discussing our plans. Each one of us wanted to go to the snow capped mountains, and Jums said that Yumthang would not be having much of snow. We did not want to miss Yumthang either. As we were gaining altitude, the temperature was steeply rising and we could feel the cold in our face. Discussions gave way to arguments and pros and cons and shouting at each other. Jums told us about a place called Katao which would be having a lot of snow. We were getting so obsessed about the snow that we decided that we would first head for Katao but since it would already be dark by the time we would come back, we would visit Yumthang the first thing in the morning, at 4 AM. Crazy ideas flowing around and we wanted to make the most out of trip, even if it meant waking up at 3 AM and going to Yumthang at -5 degree Celsius. And all of this ofcourse meant extra payment, and we already had a tight budget.

This small change of plans was going to be the best decision we would have made during the whole trip.

We arrived in Lachung at around 3 in the afternoon and checked into a room which was arranged by our driver. We put our luggages there and went upstairs to a spacious dining room kinda space, which I think belonged to the owners and was used for dining purposes for all the tourists coming there. And that was home made food which was included in our package. We were not hungry at that time so we just had a hot cup of tea each and did it feel wonderful. We then went to a nearby shop and bought a skull cap and a pair of gloves for each of us. No wasting of time thereafter and we headed up the hills to a place called Katao.


Katao is not a tourist place and in the numerous travel blogs I had read before the trip, I had never read about it. It was supposed to be a 1 hour journey from Lachung and straight into the mountains. If I had to sum up the journey in one sentence, it would be the most amazing, most beautiful and the most thrilling journey of my life till date. As we went higher up the hills, the road became narrower and the sight of snow came closer. It was an enthralling view and we could not stop clicking pictures poking out of the window. Gradually it was snow everywhere and the road looked like a long black belt with white covers all around. There was no room for error while driving and at one point one of the tyres of the jeep got stuck somewhere and the jeep started moving backwards. Finally we reached a BSF outpost and a jawan stopped us from going ahead as the roads were blocked due to heavy snowfall. All along the way we had seen lots of small waterfalls and it is an amazing view when you see clean crystal clear water flowing in between mountains filled with milky white snow.



The best part of Katao is that it is not at all commercialized. All along the way it was just the four of us and Jums and the jeep. Not a single soul anywhere around, but we have lots of mountain animals around. We managed to see quite a few exotic birds, yaks and horses. It seemed like we were the only people in Katao and that felt even more comfortable. The temperature was somewhere around -5 degrees and we already had out skull caps and gloves in the proper places. We could not resist jumping out of our seats and heading for the snow. The snow was almost knee deep and we were scared at first because everytime we took a step forward. our leg would go deep inside the snow almost till our hips and we had to apply a fair bit of energy to get it out of there. We managed to go a little distance cautiously and then it was plain and pure fun. Jumping around in the snow and throwing snowballs at each other with all our strengths. No more than 15 minutes and we were so exhausted we just threw ourselves back and lay down. A mild snowfall had started by then and we were lucky enough to see it. Some crazy acrobatic stuff followed and we were already out of out jackets and t-shirts and rolling around feeling the pinch and the magic of soft snow on our bodies. It was the first time I had ever seen snow and snowfall and boy did it feel amazing! Finally we heard shouts from the jawan and Jums and we started our descent back to the jeep. Just to mention here, the 2 hours we spent in Katao defined our journey and the whole trip and the discussions thereafter was Katao, snow and snowfall. It was one of the most beautiful places I have seen in my lifetime.

On our way back to Lachung, we had some more change in plans and we decided to go to Yumthang then and there only instead of the next morning. Jums was more than game and he was the one who inspired us even more. We were a little skeptical since by the time we reached Yumthang it would be almost dark but nevertheless we decided to move on. We happened to have come at the most opportune moment as there was not a single person around and there is nothing more that a tourist can ask for, especially in the silence of the mountains and snow stretching till as far as your eyes can see. It felt heavenly, with the Tibetan mountains on one side and the Himalayas on the other, the views were outstanding. Snow lined the roads and we passed small glaciers as we moved into the Yumthang Valley.

Yumthang Valley is located in North Sikkim, about 135 km from Gangtok on more windy and cliff-hanging roads. It's about the farthest north you can go as a tourist in Sikkim. Yumthang did not have as much of snow as Katao did, but it was definitely at a much higher altitude than Katao, and we could feel the cold. I guess the temperature could be anywhere around -7 or -8 and we were shivering like anything. Our hands were numb though we had gloves on. The sight of Yumthang valley was beautiful as well as a little scary. Scary because it was already a little dark and the snow seemed to glow on the sides and the mountains. It was a very open area and we could see the mountains and valleys till far away. There was even a stream flowing a little distance away. It was all uninhabited, except for a single small cottage where 2 women lived and catered to the tourists food demands. I wonder how those people stayed there. It was like staying in the middle of a desert with not a single person in the radius of 15 kms. Gutsy.

The four of us, in a bid to feel a little warmer, sprinted towards the stream and spent some time there. It was growing colder and colder and when we were returning, we realized that we were not able to breath properly and we had to take two steps and then stop for a few seconds to get our breath back. We all had our mouths open like dogs, trying to gush up every cm cube of oxygen available. The short distance to the cottage seemed to be miles away and that was one experience we cannot forget all our life. Once inside the cottage, we had a fire setup and I do not need to describe how we felt by the side of fire. We had plated of hot Maggi and it tasted like manna from heaven. It was already dark by the time we were out of the cottage. We did not feel like going back but after seeing the valleys all around in the dark, listening to the cold winds blowing and silence all around, it does feel a little creepy.

Finally we were on our way back to Lachung after a day of extreme adventures and temperatures, As the night approached, the temperature at Lachung went below 0 degrees and luckily our room had 2 blankets each. Already exhausted after an amazing day, it did not take us long before were comfortably sleeping with all our bodies covered from head to toe. Next morning it was 5 AM when Jums woke us up for our journey back to Gangtok. It was so chilly that none of had the courage to take a bath (The room did not have a geyser, and the water was as chilly as you could imagine). After a quick tea at the room, we packed up to begin the long drive back to Gangtok. After all the excitement and adventures, this part of the trip felt uneventful. We were thinking of the next day already, sitting at our desks and coding our life into retirements (God has some other plans for us now and I realized it a few days back).

The only highlight of our return journey was the river rafting we did in the Teista river. Having said that, after spending a couple of days in sub zero temperatures, the hot sun felt very annoying and irritating. The day passed off quickly thereafter and we reached Siliguri around noon. Had a quick lunch and then off to our Indica which would take us back to Kolkata. The next thing I can remember is reaching home and realizing that it is a Monday.

On the maps it all looks so easy. Everything in Sikkim appears to be within a 100-150 km radius. Unfortunately, geography gets in the way. It takes roughly one hour to drive 20 km anywhere in the area because you're usually going up or down, taking hairpin turns every 15 seconds. It was truly an enriching experience for us. Jums had earlier told us, 'Yeh jagah Switzerland se kam nahi' meaning 'This place is no less than Switzerland'.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Off to the Mountains - Part 1


March 2008.

Life was boring and work was disgusting. As usual. And then a sudden thought of making a trip to Gangtok and the Himalayan Range surfaced in the eyes of
Diwakar (he is a skinny fellow but got lots of energy..for extra curricular activities err..)
Mayur (a very decent kinda..but slowly waking up to the rage of the machine..I am assuming that if he changes at this rate then 5 yrs down the line he might as well be the rowdiest of the gang )
Kaushal (our own big baby..he has this bad habit of holding ur hand when he speaks to u..and that gives a gayish kind of impression..having said that he is one guy who gets in the fun n frolic mood no matter what)
And myself () ..
The foursome decided to kick off the trip on a lonely Thursday night. Took a couple of days leave from office and planned accordingly ( Plans were shattered in the most horrendous manner..You will know why..)

We booked an Indica to take us from Kolkata to Siliguri. It generally takes around 8-10 hours so we set out at around 8 PM hoping to reach siliguri by around 6 in the morning.

Time: 10 PM
Place: Still on the airport road stuck in a terrible traffic jam.

No wonder we were cursing each other on being late. The traffic was so badly snarled up that we barely moved 2 kms in almost 2 hrs. Murphy's law could not have been more appropriate. The small Indica crashed into some damn ditch and the gear box started behaving obnoxiously. That was around midnight. And to add the icing on the cake, at 3 AM in the morning we realized that we had a punctured tyre. Somewhere along the way by god's grace we found out some guy who helped our cause. 1 hr of frustating wait as he repaired the tyre and we sipped cups of tea at 4 AM in the morning.

The road trip went on and on but Siliguri seemed to go farther away and away. Finally after an agonisingly long and tiring trip ( It was damn hot and with all the dust and sand storms kinda blowing ), we reached Siliguri at 5 in the evening. (thought we'd put Indian trains to shame).
We did not want to waste any time there so we quickly went to a roadside restaurant and stuffed ourselves. And the next hour or so was spent trying to strike a deal with a travel agent for a 2 day package in Lachung and Yumthang. At the end of it all, the deal did not seem fair to us so we decided to go to Gangtok and then finalize our plans there itself. We went ahead and took a shared cab (Its like a jeep sort of thing which can accomodate around 15-16 ppl). Four of us cramped in one of the rows and with the twisty turny valley roads, everything seemed to go wrong. We were stuffed in there like 5 guys sitting in the backseat of a Maruti 800.

Finally reached Gangtok at around 9 PM. Checked into a hotel and booked a jeep for the next morning which would take us to Lachung and Yumthang the next day. It is not easy to visit both the places in a single day but we were already running so late that we had no other choice. All the plans made anyway and next morning the real trip would start.


The weather was awesome in Gangtok. It was chilly and windy and we were already shivering in our rooms. That was probably a sign of things to expect in the next couple of days. The chilly gusts made us feel amazing. Having said that, we were already very exhausted after a full night and then a hot and humid day on the road and it was not long before we had retired to our beds for the day.

Not at all the ideal start to the journey but hey...

The trip begins here..!!

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Murphy's Law | The Best Of


It has always been famous. And it always finds itself relevant to any context. Had once read the 3-in-1 volume "The Complete Murphy's Law" by Arthur Bloch. Got hands on it again yesterday flipped through the pages. It is one of the funniest easy going types book and yet so sincerely true to such an extent.

Murphy's Law explains the truth of man's existence: that if anything can go wrong, it will.

There are hundreds of laws quoted inside but a few of them definitely deserve a mention here. The compilation is the manifestation of the wit and wisdom of some of the most demented technologists, bureaucrats, humanists and anti-social observers, prepared and presented with the purpose of providing us all with a little Karmic Relief.

Some of my favourites below:

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

JOHNSON'S THIRD LAW
If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue which contained the article, story or installment you were most anxious to read.
Corollary:
All of your friends either missed it, lost it or threw it out.

LUBARSKY'S LAW OF CYBERNETIC ENTOMOLOGY
There's always one more bug.

SPARK'S RULES FOR THE PROJECT MANAGER
1.Strive to look tremendously important.
2. Attempt to be seen with important people.
3.Speak with authority.
4. Don't engage in arguments, but if cornered, ask an irrelevant question and lean back with a satisfied grin while your opponent tries to figure out what's going on - then quickly change the subject.
5. Listen intently while others are arguing the problem. Pounce on a trite statement and bury them with it.
6. If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back to him.
7. Walk at a fast pace when out of the office - this keeps questions from subordinates and superiors at a minimum.

H.L. MENCKEN'S LAW
Those who can - do.
Those who cannot - teach.
Martin's Extension:
Those who cannot teach - administrate.

KATZ'S LAW
Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

ETORRE'S OBSERVATION
The other line moves faster.
OBRIEN'S VARIATION ON ETORRE'S OBSERVATION
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
Kenton's Corollary:
Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.
LAWS OF APPLIED TERROR
1. When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
2. The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
3. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed or about the one book you didn't read.
4. If you are given n open-book exam, you will forget your book.

BREDA'S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

KNOX'S PRINCIPLE OF STAR QUALITY
Whenever a superstar is traded to your favourite team, he fades.
Whenever you team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom.

HADLEY'S LAW OF CLOTHING SHOPPING
1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
2. If you like it and it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it.
4. If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it.

FINMAN'S BARGAIN BASEMENT PRINCIPLE
The one you want is never the one on sale.

BALLANCE'S LAW OF RELATIVITY
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Of Chaos and Eternal Night


Finally got hands on this more than a decade old album from Dark Tranquility and man does it rock!
I first heard DT a couple of years back in college. More precisely put, it was one of my best buddies Kenny...thts his nick ofcourse and he is an awesome guy. Bloke is pursuing his MS at Boston and is an awesome vocalist (read heavy metal, death, roaring et al). During one of those regular coll fests, he roared off with DT's own "Wonders at your feet" form the album 'Haven'. I was just amazed at the melodic and extensive use of keyboards and somehow it was a new genre for me and I just loved it. DT has put together some awesome numbers in that album..my favs are Egodrama..Feast of Burden and Indifferent Suns. And that was the only album from DT which I had listened to.
Coming back to present, just heard the songs from "Of Chaos.." it is one of the most stunning Swedish death metal acts. Michael Stanne and Niklas Sundin's guitar have the ability to flash and dazzle into melodic and stunning songs. "Away, delight, away" is so melodic and memorable that its still playing in my head. Just about every song in this record makes so much sense with its music and lyrics that it enhances the listening experience. My expectations and DT's credibility just got a boost :)

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

What with the 75 bands!


Talking about music, Virgin Music had come out with a picture snapshot cum puzzle quite a few years back. For core music lovers this is a treat. Try finding out the names of 75 bands which are depicted here. Beautiful! (Will have to save the image to the local disk and zoom it quite a bit to catch the clues)



Hybrid and Tranquil

Welcome to Hybrid Thoughts!

Finally after 2 restless years [during this time I had planned to start blogging and then went ahead and created an account in a blog site and comfortably forgot the user ID and password a few months later :) ], plans that had been on paper all this while, or as Floyd said "Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines.." finally gets an adrenaline rush to see some action.

Those 2 years of tranquility were spent in the middle of my engineering days and laziness always got the better of me when it boiled down to gettin up and doing something. Undoubtedly the best years of my life. After my grads I took up a job with a IT Services company and I was so excited about it. 2 years down the line I cant express my delight as I put down my papers to pursue higher studies. Back to days of merriment and living the life of an owl.

I have always been passionate about 2 things. Music and Sports. A devotee of the rock/metal genre, I started off listening to pop bands but gradually as my intellectual powers grew and matured, I realized the shallow world I was living in. Taste buds are always volatile. Started off listening to the grunge of Nirvana and then expanded my tastes to all related rock genres. At this point of time I am thinking only symphonic melodious death metal. Music deserves a separate post altogether so more on that later.

Gunners always Rock! Donno what went wrong with Arsenal this season. They always seem to choke at the most critical time of the season. But having said that, I have never seen a more beautiful play (also read fair) from any of the other teams in the whole of EPL. Here's hoping to a great season next year. Right now I am more interested in watching the IPL (of course who can match the PR skills of SRK when it comes to branding. Knight Riders may well be the first team to break even in terms of profit. And what with all that glamour quotient.)

Lots of hybrid thoughts still to come on this blog. Just thought to start it off with things I cant miss out on.